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let me just slip in to something more comfortable
like your vagina
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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why can’t cookies be funny
bc they have crumby jokes
so do you
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I THOUGHT V CARD MEANT VISA CARD AND I TOLD MY SISTER I LOST MY V CARD AND SHE SPIT HER COKE EVERYWHERE
this isn’t fucking funny anymore guys omfg
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i’m not a model i was brushing my teeth and the camera turned on
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