let me just slip in to something more comfortable
like your vagina
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
why can’t cookies be funny
bc they have crumby jokes
so do you
I THOUGHT V CARD MEANT VISA CARD AND I TOLD MY SISTER I LOST MY V CARD AND SHE SPIT HER COKE EVERYWHERE
this isn’t fucking funny anymore guys omfg
If we ever get to the post-apocalyptic era, I hope everyone dresses like this. Hot damn.
I have reblogged these before but I still like them. Especially bottom left.
i’m not a model i was brushing my teeth and the camera turned on